Dorkiest Story:
One night I was studying in my dorm and I fell asleep on top of my book. I woke up and the ink had bled onto my face, so I wore my essay to class.
Corkiest Story:
My friends dared me to steal a bottle of wine from a Safeway, I was trying to put it under my shirt and I dropped it on the floor and it spilled wine everywhere. Anyone say karma!
