acornman

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Dorkiest Story: 
I once went huckleberry picking with the mom AND sister AND sister's best friend of a girl I was interested in dating.... for the huckleberries...
Corkiest Story: 
I wandered the streets of Alicante Spain sticking my hotel key in every single door lock because I couldn't remember where the place was I was staying. I woke up with a dirty towel pulled out of the dumpster somewhere during the night. No more cheap spanish wine...